((I've done this before on another website and it went hilariously well. So, I'll try it on here and see how it goes.))

Welcome to Ichigo's Cafe! My name's Ichigo, and I'll be your server for today! How may I help you?

[[Alright, lets get started! How this works: You may be yourself, or one of your characters. ANYTHING can happen in Ichigo's Cafe. Ex: A herd of cows run through the cafe, smashing through the window.
Ex2: Cloud walks in.
Ex3: Sephiroth starts dancing on one of the tables.
It can be as goofy as you want. Then your character reacts to the situation, however they want. Lets take Ex3 for instance:
1. Your character: 0_0 WTF?!
2. Your character starts dancing with him.
3. Your character ignores him and orders a drink.
LASTLY. There is a menu!]]

Menu
Drinks
~Hot Chocolate
~Strawberry Smoothie
~Mango Smoothie
~Chocolate Banana Smoothie
~Strawberry Banana Smoothie
~Chocolate Shake
~Strawberry Shake
~Vanilla Shake
~Orange Vanilla Shake
~Shirley Temple
~Lemonade
~Limeade
~Cherry Limeade

Desserts
~Berry Parfait
~Chocolate Parfait
~Chocolate Covered Strawberries
~Fruit Tart
~Strawberry Cake
~Chocolate Cake
~Blueberry Pie
~Pumpkin Pie
~Brownies
~Ice Cream Sundae

((More things will be added to the menu))  

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Ichigo runs around the cafe, cleaning tables as fast as she can.

"Its almost opening time! GO GO GO!!!"

[Lawliet (Myself) walks in the Cafe with a laptop, and a pair of f*cking awesome shades (From Gurren Lagann, for your information.)]
"Excuse me, does this Cafe have Wi-Fi?

Ichigo runs past, waving as she goes, to put away her cleaning supplies.

"Uh,yes! Please feel free to use it..." (her voice trails off because she gets farther away)

"Lawliet plops down onto a booth next to a window.*
[Nadsat ]"I'll have a horrorshow Sladky strawberry cake, but enough of my Chepooka."[/Nadsat ]  

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Ichigo pops by his table, for about.. hmm, a second.
"One Sladky strawberry cake, comin right up!" She says and runs off.

Lawliet looks enviously at Ichigo's hat.

"Why don't I get a cute hat like that?"

At that moment, a trio of Sleestaks entered the cafe, scrambling to a corner. It is then when they proceeded to pose like ballerinas and hiss at anyone who gets close to them.

"HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"  

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((because you're not awesome enough to get an uber cute hat like Ichigo's. Kidding. Actually, if you really want one, its quite possible that Chaos and I could make you one. XD))

Ichigo saw the trio of Sleestaks and went toward them. She was about to ask "May I help you?" when they hissed at her. She gave a slight scream, but seeing as strange stuff such as this happened pretty often, she was used to it. "I'll just come back when they're in a better mood..." She then ran to the kitchen.

Ichigo came back with Lawliet's cake (which took a total of 2 seconds to make *le gasp*), and placed it on his table.
"Is there anything else I could get for you?"

As she said this, four ominously cloaked figures walked into the cafe...

Kioko walks in, annoyed that three other people had decided to wear the exact same outfit that day and walk into the cafe WITH her. It's okay, she reassures herself: she looks better in the ominous black ensemble anyway. It WAS rather annoying  that they kept chanting behind her, so she does her best to avoid them.

She sits in a booth and glares at the menu. "This a cafe. . .without coffee. . ." And so, as she had no actual source of energy--God forbid she actually eats healthily or sleeps for that matter--she collapses onto the table.

Lawliet looks upon the group of snappily dressed strangers with fear and surprise

"Yakuza!" he whisper to himself.

Lawliet moves his stuff to a table farther from them and keeps one hand inside his coat at all time.

Enter the health inspector. Aclectic, with square glasses and a beret. An over-sized clipboard with an undersized pen. He looks at the waitress. An unimpressed, yet unsurprised look on his face as he enters the restaurant. As he writes something down, he observes something that quickly closes the bathroom door.

"Um" he says peering at ther nametag. "Ichigo. I'm Gerard  Bouffant. I'm the health inspector and food critic. If I don't close down this cafe, I'll write a review in the paper."

He looks at the menu. "One of everything"

Ichigo's eyes get really wide. "OMG NO WAY!!!" she thinks to herself. "First the customer, then the aliens, then the yakuza, and now THE HEALTH INSPECTOR?! Gotta get busy! Oh crap, it looks like one of the yakuza just fainted.... crapcrapcrap." She thinks, panicking. "NO WAIT. I CAN DO THIS. Time to get to work." She composes herself quickly.

"Coming right up Mr.Bouffant, I'm sure you won't be disappointed!"
She walks off, goes into the kitchen for a second, comes out with a coffee pot and a mug, then takes a sharp turn to care for the person who fainted, who Ichigo suddenly realizes is not a yakuza.
Ichigo places the coffee pot and mug in front of the girl who had just passed out. "Wow, thats the third one this week that showed up and passed out. People these days need to sleep more..."

"Hmm.... People seem to be fainting. Carbon Monoxide poisoning?"

*scribble scribble*